They are:

Krepp : storage box for the attic

Pointliss : fragranced paper flowers

Wanka : paper towel holder

Arsehold : uncomfortable wooden sofa

Pissd : extra large chardonnay glasses

Wathefuk : large glass container of indeterminate purpose

Drivel : the most recent catalogue

Krust : personal grooming equipment

Stubb : a small coffee table that is easy to bump into

Zitt : enlarging make-up mirror

Klaps : a very complicated self assembly cupboard

If anyone has more information about these, or other covert home furnishings, please be sure to let us know. 

Update [04/02/2008]: Doug and Andy have unearthed another secret document containing details of the following products:

ignord : pot plant that was impulse bought at the checkout

drivl : bookshelf for Jeffrey Archer novels

smeer : plastic toilet seat

dribl : shaped rug that fits around the toilet

dyre : any framed picture or photograph (especially tennis playing girl who is wearing no knickers)

snnort : any glass topped table

crakk : any glass topped furniture

unred : table for coffee table books

First, the original version...

And now, the translated version...